Ziggy The Clown

Ziggy The Clown, like his name implies, is a homeless clown who wanders the streets of random cities, entertaining mentally handicapped people and working for local wrestling federations.

Calling All Cars
In the mid 90's residents of large cities started to take notice of a 6 foot tall, childlike clown on the streets. Dancing on park benches, giving balloon animals to nearly everyone he meets and strangly waving to people who are within whispering distance from him. Needless to say, the residents of each city he was spotted in were disturbed by him and often called the cops on him, unaware that his innocent mind could not comprehend sex or violence, and when it comes to fighting, only resorts to light slaps and balloon sword fighting. Everytime he was placed in a holding cell to watch him, he would always disappear from his cell and show up in another city out of thin air.

Torment Of Kane.
Shortly after finding out about Kane's divorce, Ziggy decided to stalk him for seemingly no reason. Everyday at 9:30am and 7:00pm he would appear outside of Kane's backdoor and would knock on the screen while holding balloons. Kane would yell at him through the door to go away but he would never do it

On at least 3 occasions, Ziggy would break into his house just to steal his cookies and leave the fridge door wide open, Which caused Kane's bill to skyrocket and made all of his food rot. At one point, Kane installed a security camera to monitor his backdoor and kitchen area, and on one night he captures footage of Ziggy breaking in and letting rabid raccoons into his house to stage a mini rave, during the incident, Ziggy picks up a cookie jar and throws it against the wall and shatters it, the raccoons get into the cookies but because their chocolate chip, several raccoons die moments after eating the cookies, Ziggy panics and runs out of the house with tears running down his face. When Kane returns home, he finds that the surviving raccoons have ransacked the entire house and a few of the more rabid coons ate and raped some of the dead ones. The smell alone causes Kane to throw up and is horrified by the ghastly sight in the kitchen, it takes him an upwards of 45 minutes to chase all of them out and around 3 hours to clean the place up and remove the bodies. While reviewing the security footage, Ziggy returns to the house and throws the trashcan full of dead raccoons through Kane's window, but little did he know that Kane expected him to come back at some point and called the police, the cops arrive to find Kane beating Ziggy with a broom on the front lawn. And as always, Ziggy disappears from his cell after he is arrested and reappears in another city.