User blog:Dwayne Whitefish Johnson/Breezy Jim's Advice Column 2

The Drug Dealing Skeleton from behind The West Bank Arby's is back once again with a mailbag I stole from the back of a truck to answer all of your drug-related questions.

Question #1:

Sup Breezy Jim, I just don't know what to do with myself, 3 weeks ago I betrayed an alien named Nig Nug on twitter and got him banned, all he wanted to do was to get my pussy's secrets and how to rock a white suit while being a black man. I feel so bad but I think I've missed my chance with him, what should I do? - Destiny "Aquitted of All Charges" Geography.

Alien hearts break easy, once you reject them they will hate you forever. I think I've been trying to set up drug deals with his neighbor for a while so if it's the same alien then you might want to be worried that he doesn't come down to earth in his spaceship for a fuckfest - Breezy Jim

Question #2:

Hello Breezy Jim, I could really use your help right now, I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me, he's been acting so weird lately, all he wants to do now is just sit in my attic cutting his wirsts while listening Tyler The Creator Albums all night and he won't cuddle with me. And the fact that he cheated on his last boyfriend with me who was a crazy nigga who wore wight suits and glasses all day named Destiny "Aquitted Of All Charges" Geography, I don't want to be the next one to get dumped in Mike Mitchell's Jungle Fever Tour. - Dijon Mustard,

Should have just hit it and quit it nigga, you're fucked. - Breezy Jim

Question #3:

Hey Jim, I need help trying to convince my boyfriend I'm not fucking all the niggers I can find in the Zimbabway Nightclubs, hes starting to suspect something now that I've been going into his attic and playing Tyler the Creator songs to try and mask the sounds of me and niggers having phonesex and sexting all night. - Mike

IT'S BREEZY YOU BITCH, BREEZY FUCKING JIM. And next time you go into the attic you should bring him with and bash his fucking head in with a lead pipe, that'll end your troubles you slut - Breezy Jim.