User blog:Dwayne Whitefish Johnson/Mercer 1

I don't like blogs, and I don't like talking to people but I need to get this off my fucking chest before I kill someone That idiot Zack Ryder is probably the most annoying "human being" on the face of the earth, and I use the term "Human Being" very very lightly. He is always bothering me with his Z True Jackass Story, last week I was taking a nap in the locker room and he came in shouting into his camera and woke me up, I was THIS Close THIS FUCKING CLOSE To shoving that damn camera straight up his orange, Oompa Loompa Ass. And then he has the gull to ask me for tips on how to get noticed, like he can't see the look in my eyes that I am moments away from strangling him. Dumb ape, he doesn't understand why management hates him after the WWE made tons of merch with his stupid fucking face on it and then the morron dyes his hair blonde for no fucking reason and ruins all of it, and he doesn't understand why he has heat. Fucking Morron.

Sincerely - Kurt "The Show" Mercer.