Gabe Valentine

Gabe Valentine is the lead play by play announcer for Gen X's Raw is War broadcast along with his parter Kurt "The Show" Mercer who completely despises Valentine. white bread and by the book, Gabe's main goal in life is to be professional, unbiased and call the match as he sees it.

Early Life
Gabe started his career by providing Play-By-Play commentary over amature porn videos on redtube, downloading the vids he will later dub himself over gave him many viruses and killed many computers. After taking his computer in to an officemax to get it fixed after a nasty bug, he met a man who loved his work after rooting around in his harddrive against his wishes and decided to hire him to do his commentary live at a shemale orgy. Everyone there was so impressed with him that they had him back 2 weeks later for another show, there he met the owner of a local indy wrestling promotion and immediately hired him to be his play by play man. There he worked for 3 years until briefly moving on to Ring of Honor and Chikara and then to the WWE after a well respected man from New Japan Pro Wrestling took the company over.

Raw Is Valentine
Debuting on the first addition of the new Raw Is War brand along side former PWG Heavyweight champion Kurt "The Show" Mercer, Gabe very quickly gained popularity for knowing the names of every wrestling move ever created and treating each wrestler with respect, and calling matches in a similar style as commentators in sports games. But everything wasn't as great as it seems, Very early on Kurt Mercer started to resent having to be stuck with Gabe as he wanted to keep wrestling and while being placed with many replacement announcers for Mercer's first match back, Gabe unintentionally ran every single one of them off and lead to chairman Xavier Lovecraft to act as color commentator at the end of the show instead of getting work done backstage. As punishement for this, Xavier forced Gabe to work two weeks on the Smackdown! brand alongside a trio of rowdy clowns known as The Gentleman's Club, despite admiring their ring work and their reign as Tag Team Champions, he completely despised their announcing and choice of attire at the announcer's booth, or as they named it "The Gentleman's Table"